Case Summary

MORE DETAILS OF THE CORRUPTION OF THIS CASE BY ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, COMMISSIONERS, THE POLICE, COURT SUPPORT STAFF, AND EXPERT WITNESSES IS FOUND ON THE "My Story" PAGE. 
 

 
 
 
 
 
WHAT IS WRONG WITH
THESE PEOPLE? 
 
 
 
"Lawyers are like other people--fools on the average; but it is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other." -quoted in Sam Clemens of Hannibal. 
 
 
Attorneys
 
During the past 8+ years, I have dealt with more than 50 lawyers, most of whom I would not give food to in a lifeboat.  My own attorney, Heather Green, worked actively to promote the opposite of the position for which she was hired (see Players)  Others are just such disgusting, greedy people that I needed a shower after interviewing them.  Two (Heather Green, Steven Springer) that I hired with the understanding that I would not plead guilty to domestic violence that I had not committed, told me that I should plead guilty to domestic violence after they had obtained and spent my retainer, $6,000 in the first case, and $4,000 in the second.  Springer hadn't opened a box of over 300 documents from the other sides key witness just a week prior to trial. He also substituted out just two days before a hearing, then appeared anyway (to avoid charges of 'abandonment') and allowed the opposing attorney (Pulido) to change the Stipulated Agreement AFTER I HAD SIGNED IT.   
 
Attorneys for the other side appear to have such great back-room connections with the judges that they can, and have, submitted Orders After Hearing that are different than the orders made, always favorable to their own client.  (Pulido, Ford, Feldman) 
 
 
 Judges and Commissioners
 
I went to Court for the first two years expecting that these intelligent, educated, highly moral bench officers would apologize for having made decisions, no matter how erroneously, that hurt my children, and that they had taken a second look and seen things "in a different light."
 
Nope.
 
Instead, they build one flawed decision on top of another, and when the person on the bench was promoted (Grimmer) or removed for complaints of incompetence (Oleon), the subsequent judge or commissioner just made up orders that had never been made (Hendrickson), claimed that those orders couldn't be changed (Hendrickson) or misstated the facts in evidence (Grimmer, Oleon, Hendrickson) as though the evidence is flexible.
 
A commissioner is a lawyer who is given most of the powers of judges to sit in judgment, and Judge Pro Temp is the same, but on a day-by-day basis.   Pulido sat pro temp in one courtroom while I sat waiting for my case to be heard, contrary to the provisions that say he cannot sit when he is being heard in the same courthouse on the same day ***.  I wasted an entire morning that day.  Pulido was made a judge, and his recommendations came from the same group of people who sat in judgment of the power of his word versus mine.
 
You cannot avoid being heard in front of a judge unless you have "reason to believe that you ***************************************
 
 Court Support Personnel
 
This group includes Court clerks, courtroom clerks, court reporters, and Family Court Services people. 
 
The first three groups have been, without exception, great human beings, dedicated to doing the right thing with an attitude that their service isextremely important to the people that they serve.  they have been the nicest, most competent, and unusually helpful people I have ever met.  In short, I wish that other groups would learn from them.  They are also underpaid, and under appreciated.
 
Except "Clarence".  He appears tosupervise the clarical staff, but I've never been told his last name or his responsibilities.  He only appears to give me a hard time for no apparent reason.  Most recently, I needed a subpoena, something that is allowed by every order and statute.  Instead, "Clarence" requred that I fill out a form seeking permission from the Presiding Judge, which I do not need for discovery, return to the courthosue for a second visit, stand in line for 1/2 hour, and pay $40 "filing fee" to cover the cost of filing the request for permission, and then return for a third time, stand in line again, and then get the subpoena that I was entitled to the first time.  When I showed him that CCP *** dictates that his staff issue the subpoena, and that no order of the Court requires that the P. Judge approve the issuance of the subpoena, he only said "I'm not going to argue with you.  We need you to fill out the Request."  B*llsh*t.
 
One clerk mentinoed that P. Judge Grimmer has directed that everything I submit must be filed ($40 filing fee) and be approved by him, even though no such order or law is in effect.  This raises the ugly possiblity of "secret orders" in this case which control my behavior, like the subpoena runaround, to discourage exposing the already questionable behavior of the Players.  More b*llsh*t.
 
Most of the Court Attendents (also known as 'baliffs) are alright, although one look will tell you if they take themselves too seriously.  One attempted to intimidate me by putting his hand on me while I was respectfully disagreeing with Comm. Oleon, as though he were preparing to subdue me and take me to jail.
 
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The subject problem is followed by the names of the people involved in my case.  Please add your own experiences in the "Daily Deal" section. 
 
 
Would you feel that you had gotten a fair hearing if --
 
 
 
1.             While not under oath, a court mediator said that the childrens' psychologist had recommended supervision of any visits, but two years later, the first opportunity to have her under oath, she admitted that she had lied?  What if you had spent $17,000 and only seen your children once a week for two hours under supervision during those two years?  (Sala Ajaniky, Family Court Services mediator.
 
 
1a.       The Court failed to inform you, although required by law to do so, that a “no contest” plea instead of "not guilty" will interfere with getting equal child custody? (Fairwell) 
 
2.                  You were not allowed to have your expert witness examine your children, but the Court relied exclusively on the expert witness hired by the other side? (Grimmer)
 
3.                  You were denied extensive evidence of what your children had said in more than a year of therapy? (Grimmer and Feldman) (see the actual comments that the Court refused to consider in the "File Cabinet," as "Childrens' Therapy Notes")
 
4.                  You received the childrens’ therapy notes, and they were overwhelmingly favorable to you and negative about your former wife, but the Court wouldn’t allow you to cite them? (Grimmer, Oleon, Hendrickson)
 
5.                  The Judge ignored the statute of limitation imposed by filing a Judicial Challenge to have her removed, and then to cover herself, claimed that she had never been served? (Hendrickson)
 
6.                  The judge issues an opinion, delayed for five years, after being removed from the case by default (CCP170.3(d)), despite the knowledge of the provisions of Remainders, Inc. v. Superior Court, {192 C.A.2d, May 1961] 411, 412 #2.which states: “An answer filed after a default has been properly entered is a nullity.” (Hendrickson)
 
7.                  During the period pending resolution of that Judicial Challenge, the same judge admitted that she could not release any orders, but signed an order, knowing that it was invalid? (Hendrickson)
 
8.                  The Presiding Judge of Family Law issued an order preventing you from filing a Judicial Challenge, and then nearly three years later, admitted that she lacks the authority to prevent you from filing a Judicial challenge? (Northridge)
 
9.                  The Presiding Judge of Family Law denies your response to her order preventing you from filing a Judicial Challenge, and then, following oral argument that took months and perhaps $2,000 to prepare, admitted exactly the points that you had argued years earlier, that she the authority to interfere with filing the Challenge? (Northridge)
 
10.              A judge raised an objection on behalf of a party, who wasn't in the courtroom, that must be raised by the party itself, and then dismissed the civil lawsuit for damages and sanctions for harm done based on her own objection? (McLaren)
 
11.             The Court failed in approximately 30 instances, to require that a proposed Order After Hearing was submitted to me for approval as to form and content or to provide an explanation as to why it was nto "Approved as to Form and Content"? (Grimmer, Oleon, Murphy, Hendrickson, Pulido, Ford)
 
12.             The Court postponed hearing key motions by you for up to 7 years, but heard motions by the other side with only a few days notice or no notice at all? (Oleon, Hendrickson)
 
13.             The Court, with full knowledge that notice of hearing is necessary to alter any permanent child custody decision, held a hearing altering the child custody decision without any advanced notice to me whatsoever? (Hendrickson) “It is necessary to serve notice on the party himself in order to modify a judgment or order after the final decree of dissolution has been entered. … Courts require strict compliance with the sections and failure to comply deprives the court of jurisdiction. West v. West (1979) 92 Cal App 3d 120, 154 Cal Rptr 667, 1979 Cal App LEXIS 1659.”
 
14.             The Court, with full knowledge that personal service is necessary to alter any permanent child custody decision , ignored that any such decision is already void. (Oleon, Murphy, Hendrickson)
 
15.             The Court allowed everyone except you to know that a change of custody would be heard without service on you, and then ordered that you and your children be seen only by doctors who won't provide proof of malpractice insurance, and at a cost of approximately $1,000 per hour? (Hendrickson)
 
16.             The record shows that the Judge was served, two witnesses have declared that she was served, and you are prevented from Courthouse surveillance tapes  showing the service?  (Hendrickson, Grimmer)
 
17.             The custody evaluator formed a close, personal relationship with your former wife, failed to produce the documents when subpoenaed and then ordered by the Court to produce them? (Bergmann)
 
18.             The custody evaluator asked the Court to keep the psychological test results from you, but once available, they showed clearly that (a) she had not given the tests correctly, and (b) the test results clearly show that your former wife is hysterical, obsessive, and lies (Bergmann)
 
19.             The Judge fabricated evidence, a violation of public trust, that you had engaged in and maintained a pattern of “three plus years of problematic supervised visitation” even though the evidence states exactly the opposite. (Grimmer, Hendrickson)
 
20.             The judge accepted unsworn statements from an attorney as “testimony” and imposed a restraining order as though the attorney was under oath. (Hendrickson)
 
21.             The judge heard sworn testimony from the defendant admitting that he had chased you on the streets in his jacked-up ego truck, came to your house and threatened you in front of a witness, and appeared in a video tape behaving aggressively and belligerently, but the Court denied you a restraining order (Funke, Rolefson)
 
22.             The judge denied your motion for a restraining order three days before it was filed?  (Hendrickson)
 
23.             The judge set 13 separate motions for hearing on a single day and, by that order, you took three days away from work to prepare for that hearing, but the judge then didn’t hold any hearing, saying he “wasn’t prepared.” (Murphy)
 
24.             The judge ordered appearance on a date 'to give you the entire afternoon', and instead calendared 8 other cases to appear, and did not calendar your motions? (Hendrickson)
 
25.             The attorney for your former wife made statements to the Court that mislead the Court to believe that the entire Hayward Unified School District had decided to keep you from your childrens’ school, and the statement appeared in the judges decision making process? (Pulido, Grimmer) This violates Business and Professions Code section 6068(d) found at http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?section=bpc&group=06001-07000&file=6060-6069
 
26.             The Court appointed a specific attorney without creating any paperwork, following applicable statutes for such appointment, and then it turned out that the attorney is working closely with your former wife’s attorney? (Grimmer, Feldman, Pulido)
 
27.             The attorney appointed refused to release your childrens’ therapy records, even though ordered by the Court to do so, and then at a subsequent hearing, claimed that the Court had given him the authority "to withhold pretty much whatever I wanted to.” (Feldman, Hendrickson, and Oleon)
 
28a.     The Court refused to rule on objections to withholding the therapy records, because law gives a parent the confidentiality privelege, and it cannot be taken away except by order of the Court?
 
28.             The attorney for your children failed to meet with your children because your former wife wouldn’t let the children call the attorney when they wanted to, despite a Court order requiring her to allow that. (Feldman)
 
29.             The judge substantially altered the content of orders made in court by a former judge, and then relied on those non-existant orders to make your life hell. (Hendrickson, Oleon Oct. 12, 2005)
 
30.             The attorney for your former wife substantially altered the orders made by the Court, failed to follow State Law requiring that he seek your approval as to the form and content of those orders, and then submitted them to to the Court as though they were accurate. (Pulido, Ford, Grimmer, Oleon, Hendrickson)
 
31.             The Court signed Orders After Hearing that state that the Court had made the following orders, although the signed order inserts conditions and statements that were never made in Court. (Grimmer, Oleon, Hendrickson)
 
32.             The Court failed to correct the record regarding orders signed without approval as to form and content, even after Motions for Reconsideration were properly filed with approval by the Presiding Judge that they were substantially accurate and not filed for the purpose of harassment. (Grimmer, Oleon, Hendrickson, Pulido, Ford)
 
33.             The Court claimed that res judicata applies to interim and temporary orders. (Hendrickson, May, 2007) (Res judicata: “A rule of civil law that once a matter has been litigated and final judgment has been rendered by the trial court, the matter cannot be relitigated by the parties in the same court, or any other trial court. A court will use res judicata to deny reconsideration of a matter. (http://brandonlclark.com/glossary.html)
 
34.             The Court has also apparently claimed that res judicata does not apply to permanent orders. (Hendrickson) This is taught in the first year of law school, and it is inconceivable that a competent jurist doesn’t know this.
 
35.             The Court abrogated responsibility to provide a fair hearing and decisions to the Appellate level, delaying justice at the cost of years of the childrens’ lives and thousands of dollars spent in attorney and filing fees. (Grimmer, Oleon, Hendrickson)
 
36.             The judge ignored a clear position by opposing counsel that deprived the Court of jurisdiction over custody, property disposition, and child support, and issued orders regarding those anyway. (Hendrickson, Pulido)
 
37.             The judge then taunted you in open court, saying that you merely “disagree” with the Court?
 
38.       With agreement by my former wife and myself, and order of the court that she would provide hearlth coverage for me as a condition of bifurcation so she could be declared to be single and get married (under FC2337).  Then, she simply stopped paying the health coverage, and the court let her when she said that she was changing jobs, and wouldn't hve the coverage.  The law sayes that she must then find coverage, but the Court sayes she doesn't.

 
Since 2001, I have been subjected to what I believe is the most corrupt and dishonest court system outside of Mexico and Russia.  My former wife, Patricia Kim Funke/Deal, has been allowed to make the most outrageous accusations, and although the law requries proof, the Court does not.  I called the police for protection when she hit my 5 year old son while I held him in my arms  (insert 9-1-1 tape here) but I was accused of domestic violence. 
 
 
She then told the police that she was afraid of me, and I was immediately arrested, taken to jail, held overnight because she told the police that I had threatened her on the phone from jail.  She then asked for one restraining order after another, each being used as justification for the next.  Now she is guaranteed to have restraining orders imposed until the year 2017, even in the absence of any proof or complaints.
 
 
One very clear example of both incompetence and corruption is the case of Hayward Police Officer D. Allen, badge #479.  On December 6, 2007, in his signed, officiel Police Report to the Alameda County District Attorney's office, he said that I:
 
1.)     HAD BEEN ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER,
 
and
 
2.)     THAT FIVE COMPLAINTS HAD BEEN FILED AGAINST ME THIS YEAR FOR VIOLATIONS OF RESTRAINING ORDERS.
 
 
Although neither has any truth to it, and the record offers no reason why this police officer would make up such outrageous and prejudicial lies, it may be related to my former wife telling the police that I was mentally ill -- schizophrenic -- her usual lie to gain co-operation.  (She's got her psychologist to issue a diagnosis that I am bi-polar without ever meeting me!)  The DA then charged me with a misdemeanor, causing me to appear in court as many as 5 times.  I had to hire an attorney who passed on their offers that I could accept a plea bargain with a fine to avoid jail time, and cost me as much as $7,000.  THE D.A. THEN DROPPED THE CHARGES BECAUSE THEY HAD NO EVIDENCE!.  (insert transcript)
 
 
Another is the outrageous claim made by former attorney (now Judge) Stephen Pulido, that the Hayward Unified School District had banned me from my childrens' elementary school.  This took me 6 months to disprove after talking to everyone from the teachers up to the superintendent.  Nonetheless, Judge Dan C. Grimmer referenced the "fact" as though it was true when making his decisions.  When I reported Pulido to the Bar Association, they ignored the violation of Business and Professions Code, 6068(d), that an 'attorney will never mislead the judge or the court', saying there wasn't any evidence that he meant to mislead the Court.  One lawyer patting another on the back for a job well done, while my children suffer.
 
"To keep your character intact, you cannot
stoop to filthy acts.  It makes it easier to stoop
the next time."  Katherine Hepburn
 
 
Such is the way the family court system works.  A woman gets whatever she wants, contrary to the right to a fair hearing with evidence.  My life and those of my young children have been ruined permanently, and power has been given to a woman Patricia Kim Funke/Deal who is, by psychological test, known to be extremely hysterical, obsessive, and dishonest. (insert link to test date here.)  (Add link to transcript.***)
 
 
I don't deserve this treatment, and my children deserve to be with their father, but some of the Players in this case are earning their livings by abusing children.  Every civilized country in the world considers child abduction and abuse to be serious crimes, except, apparently, some of these Players.
 
 
The Legislature recently ordered an audit of the Court expert witnesses, mediators, investigators, and child custody evaluators (insert newspaper article link).  In my case, the custody evaluator, Dr. Susan Bergmann (insert link to Players) formed a close personal relationship with my former wife, and then testified that I pose a threat to my children.  Her friend, Dr. JoEllen Hilmo, my childrens' therapist (insert link to Players) appears to have provided the Court with false statements indicating that I beat my former wife and pose a threat to my children.  She may have also altered the childrens' therapy notes before giving them to the Court.  (insert link to Notes pages)  The records show the children reporting their birth mother lying to the police about me, lying to the Judge, and wanting their birth mother to be put in jail for hurting their beloved father, me.  They also show that Dr. Hilmo didn't know my son's name after 8 months of therapy, and made a very suspicious date error. 
 
 
And the Judge, specifically Dan C. Grimmer, now the presiding judge of Family law Division, California Superior Court, Alameda County, took the $17,000 worth of supervised visit reports, compiled by 13 supervisors from 5 different agencies, and said that they indicated "three plus years of problematic supervision."  He wrong.  Not "speaking falsely" or "citing facts not in evidence, but dead wrong.  My children know it, I know it, the supervisors know it, the record before the court doesn't support his statement, and a judge who lies and hurts children should not be in a position of authority.  I have reported this behavior to every imaginable authority, but the facts have been ignored.
 

Supporting evidence will be provided as time and resources allow, and if a visitor has any specific questions or contributions, I encourage public, and especially victim participation.  Children, both boys and girls, are also welcome to contribute their thoughts and experiences.

 I also intend to expose the dishonesty, lack of concern, incompetence, and cronyism that has harmed my children. Justice has been corrupted by Judge Dan C. Grimmer, now presiding judge of Family Law, Alameda County, Presiding Judge of California Superior Court, Alameda County Yolanda Northridge, Comm. Glenn Philip Oleon, Comm. Elizabeth Hendrickson, Judge Kevin Murphy, and assorted attorneys, psychologists, and visitationsupervisors who are living off of my childrens’ misery.

 

During the nearly 9 years of this dissolution, I have told my story to hudnreds of people, and at least half have a similar one of their own, or of a close friend.   Divorce is hard enough without making the children miserable in order to enrich attorneys, judges, and expert witnesses.  In my experience, the court ..... doesn't ..... give ..... a ..... damn!  This web site is an effort by a law abiding father to put a stop to the unnecessary pain that my children and too many other children are being forced to endure under color of law.

 I'm gathering evidence of persistent and pervasive fraud, abuse, lying, and misuse of the judicial process by the Court people themselves.  What can you do to help?

 

 "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."  Margaret Mead

 

 

 

CASE SUMMARY

(note:  In the following paragraphs, the numbers refer to documents that will be added as time allows.)

In contempt proceedings filed against my former wife, Patricia Kim Funke/Deal will get away with approximately 50 incidents of disobeying court orders to produce the children for visits and scheduled phone calls. (1)   In her contempt proceedings, I was found guilty of disobeying court orders that are invalid because the Court ignored the need for proper service with notice of the hearing. (2)  In the first instance, I was "found" to not have proved that she didn't let my children call or visit, and in the second, Hendrickson claimed that a former judge had made a ruling that I had violated, but refused to produce that critical ruling. 

(3)  Judge Grimmer stated facts that were not in evidence", a euphamism for "lied", when he said that he has ‘presided over three years of problematic supervised visits’ when the witnesses testified to just the opposite – I am an excellent, caring, and competent father, and not only the supervisors had testified to this, but so had the birth mother.  (4)  Grimmer also stated, although it is false, that I had disobeyed a Court order by not attending Anger Management classes, although the Completion Certificate is in the Court Records, and was verified during my testimony.  (5)  He also delayed finding his friend and/or colleague, attorney (now Judge) Stephen Pulido had behaved improperly in deposition, although I repeatedly raised the issue for five (5) years.

(6)  Comm. Oleon claimed that I was disrupting a court hearing (contempt of court), but a witness, my paralegal, was in the courtroom at the time, and has testified that no such behavior occurred.  (7)  Oleon also decided that my objection to the latest step-father taking my children alone to Panama and Colombia, was “ridiculous.  (8)  This man has a self-admitted history of violence, drugs, wrecking cars, and gambling.  (9)  My daughter says that he “is OK as long as mommy is around” and (10)  my son says that Hank hid and broke favorite toys that I had given my son.  

(11)  And Judge Murphy ordered that I appear and be ready to address 11 motions in one afternoon, but then said that he was not ready to do so, and some of them weren’t heard for two more years.  I spent three days preparing for that hearing.  

(12)  Comm. Hendrickson now schedules hearings three to four months apart, and the last two lasted only one hour each, when 2½ hours were on calendar.  (13)  Hendrickson has been recused by her own dishonesty and/or incompetence and/or inaction per the provisions of CCP 170 et seq. but refuses to admit that she no longer has jurisdiction over this case. (14)   Out of anger, and not reliance on fact or law, she is awarding as much as $75,000 in attorney fees although the law doesn’t allow her to do so, and she knows it.  (15)  She has been reported to her supervisor, Presiding Judge of Family Law (Grimmer), who is expected to delay having the appropriate authority, The Council on Judicial Performance, review her behavior.  (16)  He has consistently done so in the past.

(17)  To protect herself, she appears to have influenced the court reporter to alter the transcript of hearing(s) to avoid being shown to be incompetent.    

This site is also going to provide my friends and family with information about how and why I have been forced to live a tortured and tormented life for the past 9 years.  In brief, my former wife has documented mental illnesses that include hysteria, lying, and obsession.  (18)  She is suffering from and inflicting what I believe to be Munchhausen’s Syndrome by Proxy, a diagnosis based on her willingness to cause my children to suffer imaginary problems in order to draw attention to herself.  This serious accusation will be supported with factual information as this site develops.

Of greatest concern is the elevation of attorney Stephen Pulido to the bench, after he misrepresented facts to the Court that far exceed advocacy for his client.  (19)  He engaged in misconduct in deposition, in the courtroom, by writing Orders After Hearing that did not reflect the Court’s actual orders, and as an attorney.  The Bar Association said that he didn’t necessarily lie on purpose, (20) Comm. Hendrickson made up fabricated “facts not in evidence” to excuse Pulido’s behavior.  All of these behaviors are specifically prohibited, but I suspect are commonplace.  

 
In my experience, it does no good whatsoever to present the Court with facts or to expect the people named here to respect the law. Their careers appear to have been built on mutual support of dishonesty and back room dealings. Judges enjoy nearly complete immunity from prosecution for this behavior, but they must stand for election, and those that have been exposed as dishonest and incompetent can be removed in shame.

If you are prone to violence or believe that it is justified, see a psychologist or psychiatrist where your venting will be confidential.  Although Hans Reisner would have gotten only 3 years in prison for murdering his wife when she dissed him for the last time, and most murders are never solved, do not deprive your children of their mother, even though she is depriving them of their father.

It’s time to ‘man up’ and stand up for your children and your rights. These people who earn their livings by tormenting children must be stopped. Please visit often, tell your story, and remember that whatever you post can and will be used against you.